What’s the difference between exploring and actively exploring?

I’ve always defined few as 9501, so I don’t see the problem here.

How did John Angelos get anywhere in life? It sounds like he actually cares about people.

So you’re saying the Orioles are run by filthy communists.

And if you stick to the first stanza, the song comes in at under 60 seconds, and everyone can sing it without sounding like a jackass. It’s perfect for the USA national anthem, which is why it’ll never happen. Jesus fuck the Star Spangled Banner sucks.

It’s adorable that you think an editor read this before it was posted.

No doubt that’s all true, but it’s still up to MLBPA to crack the whip on their membership, prepare to strike, and hold out until they get all that they want.

In butterfly and breaststroke both hands have to touch the wall at the same time. In those strokes both arms mirror each other’s movements, so if each hand touches the wall at separate times then one arm’s not doing the same thing as the other. If that happens in the open water (i.e., arms not moving in sync,) you’re…

Oh, I’m not being negative, just pointing out the irony. The once or twice a game that PEA decides to apply some pressure, the opponent goes down with a season-ending knee injury.

We were also raised not to pee on each other in porn. Now everywhere I look, all I see is people peeing on each other. World’s gone to hell.

Gotta play the game, I guess.

That’s patently ridiculous. Do you know anything about the Koran? People are discovering new things about basketball all the time.

This week we’ll have Dane Cook to help us rank which child stars grew up the hottest.

Why would a phrenologist administer a polygraph?

Other than take a polygraph?

No one tell this guy that the eponymous character in Amazon’s detective show Bosch is named Hieronymus.

Jeez, can’t a guy go out for a pack of smokes without being hounded by Gizmodo Media?

he was jostling with Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Throw some onion on that and you got yourself a deal.

You won’t have Mark Sanchez to kick around anymore