There would still be plenty of reason to sex traffic masseuses (thanks for the pluralizing and spelling tips, btw.)

Leaves open the possibility that further charges will be brought for non-human sex trafficking?

Jerry Falwell Jr. would still invite him to give the commencement at Liberty.

He legitimately believes these woman are liking what they do, and only give him the “special treatment” because they are sexually attracted to him.

Where do I sign up? (Not, no, not for the free handies, but to support your very reasonable proposal.)

Not just mobile browsers.

I hope this results in this scumbag getting eviscerated in divorce court.

Don’t sweat it. Kinja would’ve lopped off the bottom 2/3rds of it and we’d all be scratching our heads wondering what we missed.

He’s been hanging out with young models. I’m going to need some proof that he’s actually been banging them.

Yeah, Chelsea won’t suffer even a little bit from this “ban.” They’ll appeal & buy a bunch of players over the summer, the end. Only surprise is that the investigation took three fucking years. Jesus christ.

If only Spurs were owned by a man worth 5.2 billion dollars, they might actually be able to afford to buy players.

Because it wasn’t directed by Richard Linklater.

Sure, but Dorff’s voice is hypnotic. I could listen to him talk about the best damn tracker in NAM with that deep, gravelly voice all night long.

I bet his model/actress girlfriend is going to feel very something over this.

I hope the NFL forces him to sell the team and then forces the Patriots to remove every reference to his glory days as their owner.

#TheyH8UsCuzTheyAnus

This lifelong Rockets fan, having attended his first game in 1973, has no regrets about our choosing Hakeem first in the draft. Nothing could beat Clyde & The Dream winning the NBA championship for us.

How does one “derive support from prostitution?”

You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

You just know he’s got a blistering and juicy one.