Surely you can come up with a better joke than that.

The San Antonio area actually has the two largest bat colonies in the state.

Ever been kicked in the head by a bull?

Well, at least he peaked. Most of us don’t even manage that, at least not anything easily recognizable as such.

Lovren isn’t great, but I’m pretty sure in a fight he’d beat Ramos’ ass. I’d like to pay to see that fight, so if any of you good folks could arrange it, that’d be great.

According to an online Aggies forum the three Ks have middle names beginning with A. No corroborating evidence is given, though. We can still delight in three kids/three Ks. Maybe they planned on a fourth?

She was 30 and he was 43 and twice divorced when they got married. That was 18 years ago.

The day after the Israeli athletes were murdered in Munich, Brundage, in a speech at a memorial service in the Olympic Stadium, compared the tragedy to Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) being prohibited from participating in those same Olympics. Rhodesia were expelled due to their policy of racial apartheid.

In an era when I often get bored watching long matches played out almost entirely from the baseline, I treasured the days when Murray seemed to say “fuck it, today’s a drop shot day,” and proceeded to demoralize an opponent with a series of them.

There was also the time a talking head told him he was the first person to win two Olympic gold medals in singles. Andy responded along the lines of “Er, no, I think you’ll find Venus & Serena got there first.”

I hate Roethlisberger, but I’m a Cowboys fan.

So much for the tolerant left. /s

So he’ll be force-fed ghost peppers, or something similarly painful for the gut, for the length of his coaching spell?

Would it kill those guys to look at the camera and smile?

All that is fine. Left out of the story is how Spielman puts on his socks and shoes.

I don’t know where it ranks, but I’m sitting half-naked on my back porch in 75° weather. Where the hell did winter go? Can you do a Colds, Ranked six months from now?

Zidane knew exactly what he was doing by getting out before the big implosion. Last year they slept through most of the season, waking up in March to win just enough games to give the impression, to those not paying attention, that they actually had a good season (would that my favorite team had such a poor season!)…

I call bullshit. The Austin American-Statesman can’t possibly have an actual employee, not even a photographer. The newspaper, if it can even be called that, is a slim volume of wire stories printed in San Antonio. Someone put it out of its misery already.

The best thing about international ice hockey is the larger rink. Maybe 15 feet wider doesn’t seem like much in numbers, but it seems to make a tremendous difference to my untrained eyes.

They could let only opposing supporters in, yes, but suddenly you’ve got thousands of Inter ultras loose with nothing to do all day but cause trouble outside the stadium, lying in wait for the opposing supporters to arrive. The police would give that idea a giant NO THANK YOU before it got halfway out of your mouth.…