What do slaves have to do with cardiomegaly?

They must look huge in Trump's hands.

5.25" or 3.5"?

The American Revolution thing—Couldn't we have just worked that out? Renegotiate the whole colony thing like NAFTA?

I just heard it the other day. Lots people. Very powerful. Sad.

An armada of unwashed dicks. Very powerful.

A lot of people are saying the declarations of immediate causes were not actually about slavery.

He is truly a master of being so imprecise that he can move in any direction.

Shitfuck said that Jackson was "really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War."