CP. Here’s a recent sale at 11k, slightly more miles though.

I think $1800 would be the right price for a 12 year old Kia before the flood damage.

Bingo.

You’re wondering who would buy that off that lot. I’m wondering how that lot acquired that thing in the first place. Had to be through an auction, but why would they bother with it?

He lives in Florida now, so...

Obviously that other guy at Jalop who writes all those “Now you can have a Bentley for the price of a loaded Maxima!” blog posts. He’s a complete moron, he’ll buy it.

Seller took his new dealer license down to Manheim Auctions, bought a cheap Panamera with needs, he polished away those needs, and now flips it to the first sucker who doesn’t do his homework. And he writes a misleading ad to prove his lack of honesty.

What a no-good bastard. At that price, it’s CP.

Crack Pipe for misleading ad. He’s really asking $28,999.

Yup, the long line of retards is like bread crumbs for the cops.

10-4.

Cali is a different world than the northeast man wow.

You painted your whole bellhousing????

My wife and I are days away from having our first kid and it’s going to be a girl. I can’t wait to show her stories like this. My mentality is that if there is anything I hope to teach her it’s that she can do or be anything she wants to and tough has nothing to do with masculinity. Be proud, work hard, fail, get up,…

The matching numbers crowd.

I had someone tell me at a party, with a straight face, as serious as a heart attack, how great the Cadillac they had just rented was because it “kept the car in the lane while I checked emails and wrote texts”

1st Gear: Not All Safety Features Are Bad

Rob..... Has Schrader got you tied up in a basement somewhere, and she is ghost writing your column today? Make more positive comments about 944s and we’ll send someone to rescue you. It’s OK.. Just pretend you like stuffed bunnies for a few more hours, and everything will be OK.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Can’t let them indulge in some self-encouragement while the storm is still pounding their state.