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Dude, go touch grass. It’s a mid Disney+ show where you can pretty much guess the entire connect-the-dots plot. Here, let me spoil the rest of the show for you just based on the obvious trail they’ve been leaving:

- Next episode, we’ll be in the new galaxy, the last shot of the episode will be of Thrawn on the ship

I’m just thankful that the live action version doesn’t give me nightmares like Jacen in the Rebels epilogue:

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Just going to touch on all of the points from your comments:
- “I think for me it is just that there have been no Jedi in world for a generation or more, so the term is not actually commonly used at all.”
The people calling her a Jedi have either fought alongside them in the Clone Wars, are fallen Jedi themselves, or,

This all boils down to an argument over the Old and New Testaments of Star Wars lore.

In the original trilogy, the message was clear - the Force flows through all things. Some people have a natural ability to tap into it, but anyone could learn to use the Force in some way, through training.

George Lucas had a massive

Who wants to get on the ground floor of my class action suit against Disney? After watching Rogue One over ten times, buying it on Blu-Ray and digital, and pouring over the art book, I have come to the conclusion that this TIE Fighter never shows up in the movie and I want a refund.

That’s what game trailers do, for the same reasons - frivolous lawsuits over discrepancies in trailers. I give you...Puddlegate!

That origin has been exiled to Legends. Disney canon is what is mentioned in the timeline - https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sith#Ancient_times

I feel lucky to have grown up with Douglas Adams adapting Hitchhiker’s Guide into different mediums, and he would always say that they’re different because writing the same thing over and over gets boring, and each new medium gave him a chance to play with the narrative beats. It got me used to this idea early.

For

Star Wars Tales (non-canon) had Indiana Jones encounter the wreck of the Millennium Falcon - https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Into_the_Great_Unknown

That’s because you’re describing Joseph Campbell’s “hero’s journey,” one of those influences that is core to the George Lucas brand. Master and Apprentice on a quest. Apprentice loses Master at a critical moment and is forced to finish the quest themselves.

Lucasfilm’s problem is that they fail to consistently grasp

I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Another point is that maps in Star Wars are, more often than not, a path through seemingly impenetrable hazards (Sith Wayfinder, making the kessel run in 12 parsecs, etc.) more than a traditional navigational map. Distance is not the problem, is the directness of the route. This isn’t unique to Star Wars, in fact it’s

There was slightly more merch, but not much. My friend and I got lucky and walked into a Toys R Us when they put out the single shipment they ever got of the action figures and larger figures of Jack and Sally, so we were able to score a complete set.

I saw Patton Oswalt workshopping a bit about Audition a few times, back when it came out. The premise was “ever watch an insipid romcom and wish someone would stab the lead in the eyes with needles? Be careful what you wish for.”

Learned about degloving from Jimmy Fallon. :)

We’ve lost Pee Wee, Jambi, and Kap’n Karl, the three primary folks who conceived the original show, along with Edie McClurg and John Moody.

“Well, this certainly is going to put a damper on my winter SoCal trip,” said one disgruntled Theme Park Insider commenter. “Do I even bother with Disney for a third day?”

I recently picked it up on Steam for 9 bucks after playing it on GamePass. Despite a couple of recurring bugs, I’ve had a great time with it. The navigation UI that leads to the current quest can break, sending you to the bottom of some stairs in an empty club. A game restart fixes it. I’ve also had controller buttons

Loki S2 is in post-production, What If is getting a new season, but the streaming gold rush is over.

Expect D+ show budgets to continue shrinking, fewer original projects, niche projects won’t be greenlit anymore, and failed shows will be immediately removed and licensed to ad-supported “free” services like Roku and

One of my emerging hobbies is to take corporate bootlicking headlines and rewrite them in the style of The Onion. For example:

“Disney CEO Bob Iger Says Writers and Actors Are Not Being ‘Realistic’ With Strikes: ‘It’s Very Disturbing To Me”