My wife and I lost our baby at 18 weeks in January. Her water bag broke and separated from the womb. There was no water left and continuing the pregnancy would’ve put tremendous risks to her health and the health of the baby. So we aborted — even though the baby was still technically healthy. But there was no water…

Well the good news is, after Brexit, the years you lost over there aren’t worth as much in the US.

He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Time to start making some Tom Servo tokens.

I bet Lochte was pissed.

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

Student?

The promo pic looks like a Party City flyer.

for some perspective on the size...

Certainly not with the military blocking off the major bridges.

eh, thats nobody’s business but the Turks

He’s trying to hold it all in because when he stomps his feet his socks slide down.

He was watchin the feature film when he shoulda been watchin the trailer!