What, are you guys stuck up? No Dancin’ Johnson by Ray J Johnson? That's my jam!

*GONG!*

Does anyone ever actually click on those? I'm afraid they'll take me some place dark and scary.

Seriously, does Steve Harvey have to be in everything?

Happy to hear I'm not the only one. I'll remove my dunce cap now.

Now I feel stupid. Her name is actually Reality Winner. I thought she was a former contestant on Big Brother or something.

Binural is awesome

Aren't all tweets live tweets?

My favorite part of this is Jerry saying “I don’t know who that was.”

I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!

What's updoc?

Without Psychotic Reaction by Count Five this list is incomplete!

Like, they just pulled the plug on it? But where would all my random thoughts go?

That's one of the things that put me off about this movie - why did he have to be a child murderer? It left a bad taste in my mouth… I'm tender.

Boulevard Wheat with a slice of lemon is as close to heaven as you could ask for.

"Damn, damn, damn!"

Well said, thank you.

Ha! I forgot about Cousin Pam.

Can we get Wonder Woman to kick this guy in the nuts?

A quick, helpful reminder that Donald Trump is still the goddamn president -