Don't forget that some really amazing actors also died.

Nothing's been said one way or another. My feeling is that the old accounts have become increasingly difficult to integrate with the official Disqus accounts and some random upgrade broke them altogether, but I'd like to know for sure.

So, speaking of deficiencies in online matters, are they ever going to explain why they nuked our AVC legacy accounts? As if most of us weren't already having a shitty day on the 8th anyway?

That the Yub Nub song is superior than that shitty pan pipe stuff that replaced it may be the only thing the nation can agree upon today.

And how they completely screwed up Sy Snootles in the special edition.

So Han shot Greedo and Jabba did a shot of Greedo? There's a kind of cosmic symmetry there.

Memba Chewbacca?
Yeah, yeah but memba Tattooine?
Oooh I loooved Tattooine….
*gently rocks back and forth*

Brawny. It's what plants crave!

That did give me pause, but honestly, would they have considered a socialist a safer option than a woman? She was undoubtedly the establishment candidate.

Well, it could at least have made us feel a bit better. Snark is all we have left.

It's easy to say that in retrospect, but nothing about this election was normal. Just think back two years ago, when we were all pretty confident it would be Clinton vs Jeb Bush.

Well, they're distracting, at least.

America: The only place where you can be pro-gun, pro-death penalty and anti-universal healthcare and still describe yourself as 'pro-life'.

Come to Oregon! We're getting together with Washington and California and seceding.

Seems like we don't get announcements on anything anymore.

I know exactly how you feel. I fell off the wagon after six years at the beginning of this year, and yet I couldn't bring myself to touch a drop last night. I was too afraid of what I might do to myself.

Bishonen Knife here, under Disqus blackout.

I'm pretty confident that more people would be complaining about the redesign if they could actually sign in to their correct accounts. I tried several times. I am now officially my own gimmick account.