Did someone expect Momma Kelce to be all “We braided hair and painted our nails”? While the world seemingly needs Taylor for column inches, Mom knows better than to say anything!

If I wanted to listen to flat, limited range nasally vocals, I’d sing in the shower.

First off, MTG always has been, is, and forever will be an idiot.

Her offering to buy the pregnant woman behind her a cocktail explains a lot about her soon-to-be a parent son.

“Boebert has yet to comment on the new footage” I’ll bet...

Another round of applause for whomever is running that Theater. They could have released all the video at once but probably knew she would lie about her behavior and held back just enough to allow her to hang herself. Perfection.

I can’t believe a conservative Republican would have so much callous disregard for a pregnant person’s health. Unbelievable. 

Look, when you’ve got a face like a back-alley coke whore, you need to do something to make yourself stand out from the crowd.

The fog machine was in her mouth? I guess since she is a hooker we shouldn’t be surprised at the weird things that are in there.

She’s not wrong though.

Boebert was escorted out of the theater. Which is not the first time Boebert has escorted.

His smear campaign is disgusting. Not a surprise that he ran to the usual places where misogyny reins supreme—TMZ, Page Six and The Daily Mail, but I would like to mention that People Magazine, a magazine devoted to a female audience, seems all in for him too. They have regurgitated the whole sordid mess with quotes…

Let ‘em fight. Then shoot the winner (we all win at that point).

And the “protect the children” crowd are once again the crowd that the children actually need to be protected from.

Christ, I just watched an interview with this guy. They played a clip from an earlier rally where he was saying “he doesn’t believe white supremacists exist.” Calling them a “unicorn.” And then when confronted about the recent Florida shooting, which was 100% committed b/c of racism, he got all huffy and kept talking…

I truly, truly believe that the voters this guy is courting are so fucking dumb that when they hear “libertarian” they think it’s another word for “liberal.”

requiring Ju’Coby Pittman, a Jacksonville city councilwoman representing the neighborhood where the shooting happened, to intervene to and ask the crowd to listen. Pittman declared that “it ain’t about parties today,”

I liked that CNN opinion piece because yeah, okay, you realize it’s a bad look for your party, but a) thanks for encouraging that for decades, and b) good fucking luck changing it now!

I’m friends with a guy who knew him from the navy. His assessment: