“My name is Susan Collins, and I endorse chocolate’s statement about lessons learned.”

Does she have a frontal lobe? I’ve always imagined her brain more like a golf ball, rattling around in her skull every time she turns her head. 

I’m sure she’s learned her lesson this time. Good job, Twitter.

It’s one thing to have to constantly catch microaggressions while at work or in line at the bank (or from actual bank tellers) but at your front door? Really? You’re gonna bring your opinions, lies, and complaints to my front door?

That white woman had no intention of simply moving on. Her lie about the existence of community rules and the “I’m gonna find out about it” line is just code for this isn’t over.

At the end of the day I’m just glad that I was dead on right in thinking Kristen Bell probably smells like pee.

“DaBaby is starting to sound more remorseful. I wonder what changed?”

I don't know, looks like she's enjoying  that swan a biiiit too much. 

Better than that totally boring header pic. Seriously, was any effort made there at all? I know it’s hard to find incel massacre appropriate stock photos, but maybe just use a mugshot, something...

Gibson’s lucky he didn’t kill her defending himself from her intimidating smirk.

For all intents and purposes, Will should’ve just “swiped left”...

Person tragically dies. Hilarious! Great Job Internet!

*AHEM*

Nah man. Women get the curtesy of not being hit first. But the moment you assault me or my family, all curtesy is out the window.

I don’t think he hit her though, he definitely spat back which was funny and then she went off. Nah Women need to control themselves just as much as men. Wanna pick a fight with someone, you better actually know how to throw down. Men are not your dam punching bags.

Nope nope nope. This is what equality looks like. You don’t get free punches anymore.

A warrant for his arrest?

If we can sue people for being ridiculous now, she might be first in my line of people for behaving like a baby

Do we really have to give any kind of shit about the mouth-breathing circus peanut’s takes on literally anything anymore?

Irony is truly dead. I would ask lard ass if he did so much to bring this country together why did no NBA team come to visit his fat ass at The White House? Why did college teams decline to appear and the ones that did looked like they were being held hostage. Really you slimy fat fuck shut up and die. No one cares…