From the trivia quiz in National Lampoon’s Beatles issue:

Sub-counter-counterpoint: You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. And yet, I look around me and I see it isn’t so. 

In Hell, Mitch will be impaled upon one of the Cones of Dunshire, just out of reach of a delicious lo-cal calzone.

I’ve been doing this for years. I learned it from an old cooking TV show “Yan Can Cook”.

Hey, show some respect. That other guy from Wings has a name: Tony Shaloub.

When you’re trying to make audiences forget living legend Jack Nicholson in one of the most iconic performances of all time, there’s only one man to call: the other guy from Wings.

That Darla story is great, Darla does not have the ring of Starla. That has always been a minor complaint of mine, how many songs about girls with weird names. My favorite moment in Starla is when Jimmy Chamberlain plays the bongos.

Starla is their Magnus Opus. 

Out of 28 songs, there are maybe 5 that are not that great. When you add all the b sides from Airplanes Fly High, they could easily have done a four disk album and it would still be a classic. Billy Corgan does not get self indulgent until Machina II or you could make an argument for Machina I, but I wont. 

Remember to tithe your bartender!

In fairness, that’s only because the real GOAT got jobbed in the Final Jeopardy round of his first match. Oh, what might have been. . .

Holzhauer changed his twitter avatar to this picture last night, which I thought was pretty damn funny.

For years to come, when people discuss this winning streak, most people will answer “Who is James Holzhauer”, but will anyone ask “How is James Holzhauer?”

The obvious solution is to tip only in small change.

Nickels are a good choice: 1) the coins are sufficiently hefty to make more noise you drop them into the jar; 2) they are of sufficiently low value that you can maximize the amount of time dropping them slowly into the jar to ensure that the barista will see you,…

Jaleel White or GTFO

Imagine giving a shit about any of this.

Maybe if they smiled more.

I hate this stupid pattern where The Brands do an Epic Clapback and Totally Own someone then a million dipshits go “damn, now i have to buy Brand X’s urethral lozenges” or whatever. 

Rife’s fear conducting this interview is almost palpable. I think I was a little afraid reading it.

I’d like to see Dr. Rhonda Pine, Molly’s therapist from Insecure added to this list. She can call out Molly’s bullshit while still being respectful and challenges her to see things from a different perspective and almost come to some self-realization - before Molly promptly denies it anyway.