Bootlickers in the comments be like

A few readers have expressed concerns about picking up a Prius with 90,000 miles and expecting to run it 30,000 miles a year.

I just know there’s an extended cut/blooper reel of Manny Jacinto rattling off names for Jason’s list out there, and I want to see it.

It’s not, but damn. Her too.

She’s my SNL crush. Hilarious and gorgeous.

He ain’t wrong, either.

Judging from the micro-expression on Cecily Strong’s face and his giggle when he saw her reaction, that was an ad lib. It caught her off guard and he ever so briefly broke character when he saw that she didn’t. Funny stuff.

“Listen to this sexy ass elf” “Kiddle Diddle” Those lines killed me.

I can’t tell if making the lead actress about eleven years old or so would clear up the problem, or make it so much worse . . .

i actually know a decent amount about early renaissance art lmao what the hell is this neg

Well, I guess we know your Bad Place scenario.

Whole new meaning now. 

Yeah! Good-looking socially-responsible women who occasionally make a mistake should just shut up!

As I become An Old, I appreciate these jokes more and more. Thank you so very much. 

“Hi. I’m Aragorn, and this is my brother Darrylgorn, and this is my other brother Darrylgorn.”

She totally read the note in his glasses.

-“We’re not not a book group”...Chidi. Chidi, no.

no worries i’ll save everyone some time