Genuinely curious: The AP guide you linked says “if a wheelchair is needed, say why,” and it would seem that the “quadriplegic” part of “wheelchair-bound quadriplegic” says why. So would a simple change to “wheelchair-using quadriplegic” be accurate?

He’s like, the only guy with the courage to defend Guy Fieri and Nickelback on live TV. The. Only. Guy.

Joel McHale playing Chevy!? This I gotta see.

Points!

Her first (and oft-repeated) line is “Fuck you, Poe.”

Probably because she died doing the worst of the bad things she was known for.

Would the science behind that involve doing primary, practical research on the buoyancy of un-supported breast tissue in atmosphere? I’m in.

God dammit, AV Club. Now I need to go to my YouTube history and remove that video so I don’t get served a bunch more bullshit.

Season one was really great. Tig’s dad is one of my favorite characters on TV right now. Looking forward to this.

Kinja deals?! Where! I gotta!

One word: "duh".

^^^.

Titanic was and is literally unavoidable, and so I chose, in my headstrong way, to avoid it as much as I was able.

I was a huge fan of the real Titanic as a kid. Had the books, built the scale model, idolized Dr. Ballard, etc. Even read my dad's dog-eared copy of "Raise the Titanic" as a pre-teen.

"Hello, Sarah. How are you today?"

Eh, I'm a 38 year old cishet dude and I love Sarah McLachlan and Harry Potter. To be sure, I was a stick in the mud about it until around 2003, when my slightly younger sister insisted again and again that I read the books. We were steeped in Tolkien and more "serious" fantasy as kids, and I branched off into horror…

I got the biggest woof!

I've got a 2 year-old, and he talks in this somewhat stilted style, so my wife and I often follow up something he's just said with a stylized "Dougie Jones."

It's the next 91 minutes of Up I have a problem with. What a shitpile of goofy peril-porn.

I actually paused the ep to remark upon this point to my uncaring wife.