Especially if the abuse in any way contributed to Haim’s death.

This was my first guess.

My mother likes to imagine Melania hiding his phone when he gets on a tear.

I am disgusted with myself for laughing as hard as I did at this. I think it was "tremendous" that really got me.

Of COURSE they’re both wearing those Sperry boat shoes.

This makes me want to scream.

My father literally used to set an alarm to watch her show every day.

Wait a minutes, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I did the same with Jill Stein, I’m ashamed to admit. This is the same year I dyed my natural red hair teal. 25yo me deserved a good slap.

Bless you.

Why. Why did you do this to me. And on Friday, no less.

Never underestimate the selfish motivation of those interested in procreation. Adopt, maybe? Nope, it absolutely HAS to be their genes because fuck everyone else.

“Not the mauve bra, the hot pink one, dammit!”

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Can anyone tell me when I’ll be able to donate to Matt Bevin’s challenger?

You have the best hobby.

If this isn't made into a movie by next fall, I'll be shocked.

Yeah, you’re an easily-dismissed idiot. Got it.

Out of curiosity, where do you live that has all this decor?

The best part is that he either had all of this stuff just lying around, or he spent his own money on a pink bra and blonde wig. I’m not sure which scenario I find more giggle-inducing.