Oliver's CARP could write of the $60,000. Against no income, however, it wouldn't do them much good.

They hire thugs and criminals. Intimidation is the name of the game, and they want guys with professional experience.

1. Girls are unhappy that they don't look like Barbie or fashion models.
2 Cartoons use unrealistic body images.
3. [turn off brain]
4. Therefore, cartoons are responsible for girls' being unhappy with their bodies.

I think the point is that ISIL is much more likely to mount an attack. Nobody - including the writer - thinks they could do more damage than Russia could.

Why should MASH be seen in the context of the 1970s, when the film depicts the 1950s? Misogyny was just part of the everyday background in those days, and the characters behave accordingly. They're supposed to be sexist, and Altman shoves that right in your face. That's why the shower scene, set up to be played…

I trust that not another soul in Hollywood thought it was a good idea.

Brynner owns the King of Siam, so he makes the list anyhow.

Whoever plays Moses will have to resign himself to a lifetime of hearing, "Well, he's no Charlton Heston…"

It's twoo!

Unless they set the reboot so far into the future that he's 95 years old and no longer recognizable, I doubt that anyone will ever even attempt the role of Capt. Jack Sparrow,

Ummm … guys? "Wild Bill" Hickock's demise was not exactly a surprise.

"Consider this a divorce" should have easily made the top 100.

To be fair, they were numbskulls before they were GOP diehards. The GOP reached out, pandered to them, and brought them into the house. Now they complain about the cost of cleaning the carpets? No sympathy here.

More like a fine, funny whine.

Look again. At 13, you obviously didn't quite realize what you were looking at.

I especially like the way he delegated the onerous task of listening to the album.

"You said 'rape' twice."

But by all means, do try at home.

Without Lennon's subtle genius, much (most?) of what McCartney produces is pop rock. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's bound to sound dated as time goes on. Compare anything he's done to Sgt. Pepper, which would be a monster hit if you released it tomorrow.

Clear alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.