Enough with the Santorum jokes, already. Jeeez.

About 3x as long as it needed to be. He's missing his writers from the Comedy Channel.

I wonder what he charges to have his name put on the cover of a book in yoooge gold letters.

20-year-old hoses and belts don't perform well.

The ground moved a lot more than the film lets on.

Easy as 1, 2, 3:
1. Jesus somehow forgot to condemn the gays (he totally would have, if only he'd remembered how important it was), so they have go back to the OT to justify their bigotry.
2. It's axomatic that all of the OT sins that righteous Christians regularly commit can't be terribly important (what part of…

There's this one weird trick…

There ought to be expert teabagger consultants out there, to help us out with this whole internet outrage thing. They make it look so easy.

If you're going to be all intelligible and stuff, you qualify for a column of your own on Breitbart.

That's the downside of all these anti-smoking laws - there's never a big glass ashtray around when you need one.

Are you suggesting that my Left Shark tattoo was a bad idea?

Not solved, actually. You can cut out the gold sections from the photo, and they still look gold (not black, or even grey) against any background you care to paste them onto. So color constancy is not the explanation:
http://bielzebubba.tumblr.c…

I did the same thing with a strip cut out of the photo. It's gold and pale blue, independent of surroundings or background:
http://bielzebubba.tumblr.c…