I’ve just learned that on November 8th 2016 President Obama is planning on confiscating guns from anyone who leaves their homes. Please encourage any Republicans you know to stay home and not leave the house on Tuesday November 8th 2016 if they’d like to keep their guns.

He’d never get away with that demand if he had a uterus.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

I think part of it is the pricing: I’ve noticed that a lot of e-books are a few dollars more than their paperback versions. I’ve also noticed amongst friends that paperbacks are more popular since they’re easier to lend to other people.

If you forgot to draw a crucifix on your seat, don’t come crying to me when a vampire drinks your vitae to stave the curse of Caine.

Sap-Sucking Sea Slugs Show a Savage and Stirring Survival Strategy

Not that I want to introduce a political element to this, but there’s also a long history of “white people discovering things” that other cultures discovered first. It’s all about access to power, I guess, and a lot of people in the third-world don’t have that.

How will we tell “experienced and trustworthy” Esther from “darkest timeline” Esther?

New Study Shows: No One Likes a Person Who’s Too Hard to Read

My favorite one so far!

Justin O. Schmidt. Creator of the Schmidt Pain Index. Yes, nerds, that thing mentioned in the Ant-Man movie. The man made bullet ants sting him. For Science. The man knows pain.

FISH

Does the world need more Weird Al? That’s a dumb question, of course it does.

“What is your plan to deal with the threat of climate change?”

If he was so confident in his beliefs, and his ability to impart them to his children, he wouldn’t be doing this, because his daughters would have zero interest in the pill, as it would conflict with their own beliefs and choices.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Great list. Needs more of the Honorable Phryne Fisher, though (first two seasons currently on U.S. Netflix).

I’m not even sure what it is. I don’t think it’s a mental health issue. I don’t even think it’s even a particularly lack-of-education issue as some pretty smart people are prone to conspiratorial thinking as well (though lack of education probably doesn’t help).

Or build a spaceship and send them into space for a distant planet, so they can rest assured they will be living on a sound stage some where in Burbank.