Let’s play Clue, shall we?

Why would families be in vehicles made out of paper?;)

I found her CDL Instructor.....

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Welcome to the modern GOP. Their entire campaign theme at all levels is to endlessly whine about the media and the nature of the questions asked. They whined at Fox, they whined at CNN and now at CNBC. Here is something not mentioned by Reince - he negotiated the deal for the debate and approved the moderators. It is…

Let them eat cake.

I worked in a science library at a Christian university during college. Good gig, and I always took the opening (10 am) shift Sunday, because no one would come in, so I could work and do homework/be hung over at my desk.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

I’ve just learned that on November 8th 2016 President Obama is planning on confiscating guns from anyone who leaves their homes. Please encourage any Republicans you know to stay home and not leave the house on Tuesday November 8th 2016 if they’d like to keep their guns.

He’d never get away with that demand if he had a uterus.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

If you forgot to draw a crucifix on your seat, don’t come crying to me when a vampire drinks your vitae to stave the curse of Caine.

New Study Shows: No One Likes a Person Who’s Too Hard to Read

If he was so confident in his beliefs, and his ability to impart them to his children, he wouldn’t be doing this, because his daughters would have zero interest in the pill, as it would conflict with their own beliefs and choices.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Jenny Lawson’s “Let’s Pretend this Never Happened”. If you like it, she has a new book coming out soon too.

So, just to be clear here - Allen West thinks that a Christian shouldn’t have to make a cake for a gay wedding, but that a Muslim person should absolutely be required to serve him alcohol? Ah, I see the standard of hypocrisy is low these days.

What I was thinking about today is that I’m a software engineer, and I’m the most senior on my team besides the lead. I’m one of two females, but the other female is a transfer in from the non-IT side of the business who just wants to learn how to program, so I have 16 years more experience than she does.

"Emergency Induction Port."