Without a shred of irony, I would say that Alter Bridge is the grandiose pure rock band he's talking about and looking for, but ironically, you won't hear them on the radio either. They don't sound like Eddie Vedder passing a kidney stone, they won't find the American audience they deserve.

It takes a lot to spoil the broth!

So, @NntndoPipeDream is a twitter account I stumbled upon that's releasing fake Nintendo news that, to me, are all no brainers for the company. Hence the Pipe Dream. If his/her Nintendo Power streaming service idea took off, I'd subscribe in a heartbeat.

This show had me when it cast Nick Offerman as a bearded character named Karl Weathers, an occurrence so manly it was in danger of imploding from the weight of its own chest hair.

So he's proactive?

Nice "your." Troll bait if I've ever smelled it. And I have. Smells like Arby's.

He and Mike Myers are working on a Handsome Dan spin-off. It sounds promising.

Hahaha, fuck Tyrant, what an irredeemably poor program.

I think a piece of that coal got in my eye during that last scene.

Don't forget that pound of Waffle Fries! And wash it all down with an authentic Ice Dream® Shake!

I'm the only person I know who enjoyed Requiem. It was INSANELY gory, the story moved fast, there was shocking and disturbing content (Predalien re-impregnating that woman in the hospital), and the filmmakers introduced cool new Predator tech and some light worldbuilding. All of this AND some music and sound effects…

Awwww…. I know :(

I watch this daily. Among the sub-genres listed is "technical progressive slam-grind" and "post-industrial hardcore speedcore."

Glad that W. Kamau Bell is finally getting the recognition he so deserves. Not since Chingy has there been an African-American entertainer who so woodenly and unironically excels at being bad at what he's supposed to do. I, for one, have been waiting a long time for an offputting and smug late night host to sort of…

In a post-Creed world, I feel like it's acceptable now to admit that Mark Tremonti is an amazing guitar player (correct me if I'm wrong on this wholely subjective opinion).

Was that its own episode? If so, what else happened? I must have missed it (thought I caught all of them).