Literally kitty porn purveyor, you are.

I'm looking forward to that Myrrish swamp, but I doubt it will happen on the show.

He didn't skin them, only shot them with a crossbow. Oh, and gave one an impromptu c-section, killing all involved.

I swear that's a line that was actually in Mad Men.

I miss Rubicon.

The only person with some bitchin frizzes is the woman holding the dog in the picture.

Sorry I'm pedantic. Like when people say 'vagina' when they mean 'vulva'.

The cervix dilates. The vagina stretches, as far as I know. I have one, but it's not been used in that fashion.

Dilated *vagina*?

I don't think your average porn "star" could have pulled off that dress.

The English language version, according to the wikis, was about the Mexican Revolution, although not about a specific person.

Yes. This is clearly the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best one.

A black person accused of being loud in public? YOU DON'T SAY!

I came here looking for ridiculous acronym definitions, and you guys delivered. Thank you.

The wigs are too ridiculous. I've watched a few episodes here and there, and they are good, but the wigs!

You should be banned for linking to Jezebel.

Mauve wedding.

Purple Wedding.

He has beheaded people in front of their family? I could see that happening in Chicago, but not Seattle.

I have a feeling the love Tig has for that dog is a little on the unnatural side.