Just asked my boss if I can take a month off for personal development. She rolled her eyes and kept walking. :(

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

Trump doesn’t even bother me anymore. It’s his fan base that scares the fuck out of me.

Getting enough what? Chances to be aggressive?

Get this, though: This legitimately resonates with conservatives. This is what gets Trump votes that would otherwise go to Rubio, who has a (marginally) better chance against a Democratic nominee.

Donald Trump is a really tough guy when he’s behind a podium and surrounded by thousands of morons.

I know right?

‘Slowly’ is the deal-breaker, though.

Yep. They are worse to her than they are to Trump, an actual racist. Obama Derangement Syndrome has been replaced with Hillary Derangement Syndrome.

“Hillary Clinton says kittens are cute.”

Yeah, the Revenant looks awful. But it’ll probably win everything because why the fuck not. The Academy Awards are like the Who’s Line Is It Anyway of award shows; the points don’t matter and the answers are made up.

Revenant felt to me like he was trying way too hard. It wasn't that good a movie. Also it made Tom Hardy look ugly, which is just wrong.

I kind of want Leo to win just so he can stop doing the Oscar bait movies and maybe do a comedy or something.

My heart (and pants) always says Mark Ruffalo.

but my heart says [Mark] Ruffalo

My goodness, she really can’t say a single thing without being criticized. This is a perfectly reasonable answer.

I overheard some older female relatives discussing Mad Men at a family event. The consensus was that none of them saw the appeal in revisiting such a miserably sexist time via entertainment, and they had no idea why it was such a popular show. Several were very vocal about how seeing clips from it made them revisit…

I cant link it because of work firewalls but my favorite Bernie thought tweet is "ALL BREAD SHOULD ASPIRE TO BE BAGELS"

America.

I binge watched the last season of Mad Men this weekend, and I was gobsmacked by Joan’s treatment at McCann Erickson. I don’t take shit, generally, and I especially don’t take sexist shit. That scene in the boardroom, after which Joan and Peggy are in the elevator and Joan says, “I want to burn this place down”? Yeah,…