can i get a job at Jezebel now or should I try Perez again

Bernie supporters are the liberal version of Trump supporters. I can say that because I am one. We’re sick of the establishment & someone like him is extremely refreshing compared to business-as-usual candidates. That being said, I’m already sick of my fellow supporters thinking he’ll magically get everything he wants…

Me too. And they are godmother/daughter.

yeah, here he def looks like a rapey frat douche, in the newer pictures he looks like head of the AV club. Ugh.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

Hey, as long as we’re wishing, why not? And a pony!

I know what it is. I’ve always secretly suspected that Barack Obama smells really, really frickin’ good. Just like a naturally calming, light kind of scent like baby powder and honey, with a faint note of clove for example.

Could this be included in the next debates as a potential litmus test? A round of hold the cranky baby?

I always liked this pic when a crying baby settles down for President Obama after she wouldn’t with Michelle. I like her faux offended face.

That’s fairly disappointing from BLM. Even if it’s not “genuine,” (which is in the eyes of this activist) it does do a great deal to meet with him. It legitimizes the entire movement even more. I mean, imagine it. A movement and organization called “Black Lives Matter” would be meeting the President of the United…

Being condescending and smug to a host like Colbert seems like a really really bad plan.

I ... what is the relevance of the color of her skin or who she dated?

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

I love Tina Fey with all of my heart but her magnum opus will always be Mean Girls

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

I just needed somewhere to post this.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

“already inseparable mother-daughter relationship that becomes more complicated when the mom accepts an internship at her daughter’s workplace.”

Eww. Sounds like a gross reboot of Grey Gardens.

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.