Ricky Gervais was on Conan’s show last week and opened with an obvious swing at Fallon. It was something like, “Conan, I’m always really glad to be here because you still do a talk show. You still do interviews. You don’t just sing to the audience.”

Hamm’s first sober Golden Globes

True. For some reason, kids abuse the shit out of their phones, so, not being as rich as Madonna, I have a problem with giving the kid a $600 device that will inevitably be destroyed. My younger kid got my used 5, and broke the screen about 6 months later. It didn't really faze him until I replaced it with a $99…

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

Gwen, 2009 Oklahoma/1999 rest of America called, it wants its fake nails back.

Methinks he's basically the real life version of is character in Gone Girl.

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

I’m somewhat embarrassed to say I couldn’t figure out who/where he was until the trailer explicitly showed him and said “And this right here is Ewan McGregor.”

I live in Indianapolis and the entire city has been shocked by this. And everyone, from Amanda’s husband, her neighbors, the police, and members of the African American community, along with the Ten Point Coalition, a group of AA ministers working with the police to better relations in that community, have been…

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

I use to be sad that I did not understand Will Bailey’s tweeters but now... *shrug.*

Probably more oxy.

Could I interest you in Hanukkah? Maybe something with a Festival of Lights? It’s a sensible alternative to Christmas, and it lasts for seven—for you, eight—nights!

I did some work with Kevin Krim through a partnership our two media companies had. We had a group dinner one night not long before this horrific event, and he was sitting across from me talking proudly about his three kids and how crazy/fun it was to raise them in NYC.

My SO on Rent:

She’s obnoxious. I can’t believe Taye hit that.

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

I grew up in Fairfax VA (where a TON of Indian people live). Perhaps the personality types that move their are different, considering how upper middle/upper class the area is.

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?