I am so pissed. Play this LOUD;

KP gets the KP role, Lady   Gaga as Liza Minnelli.

KP gets the KP role, Lady   Gaga as Liza Minnelli.

I KNOW…her vag is like the TARDIS and she stuffs everything up it.

I KNOW…her vag is like the TARDIS and she stuffs everything up it.

The Gilded Age is upon us once again. We'll get2c it fail the first time.

The Gilded Age is upon us once again. We'll get2c it fail the first time.

Here's Fred's song:

Powerhack.

That hurts 'em right in Ted Stevens' tubes…

Herschel's farmhouse is so big, u could get winded walking from the dining room to the kitchen. My bud Jay S. sez many dollars saved on set location, obviously.

''All they can do is knock shit off of shelves.''

VanDerWerff Scale:
A-Awful
B-Boring
C-Christ, this sucks
D-Dreary
E-Entertaining, kinda…
F-Fun

'like, oh, say, a sci-fi show whose inability to handle its running time…graceful????????????????????'

l gotta wonder what put Tio Hector in his wheelchair. Massive stoke, or did Don Eladio catch him peeing in el pool?