I think he IS a fedora and doesn't want to be in a relationship where he feels used. This list just has "Sentient Fedora" written all over it.

"Okay." ~ Every woman ever.

It makes me sad that someone who is licensed to provide mental health care uses terms like "bitches be crazy." Attitudes like this keep people who need mental health from actually pursuing getting it, because they don't want to be called crazy, or bitches, or be judged by their doctor.

He's icky.

I married a Jones. I love the sheer simplicity of Jones compared to my unique first name :)

I have been fighting with technology for two days straight, trying to access my high resolution photos so that I can make prints of art. To sell. I've been putting it off for a really long time- issues, we all have them- but now it appears that my phone/camera (a nokia lumia 1020, so, 41 megapixels for bigass prints,…

I wasn't actually talking about you. But now I am.

I've done the same thing as Jessica Biel for the same reason. I was in the cereal aisle staring sadly at the Frosted Flakes, wishing I could have them for dinner and then I was like WAIT A MINUTE. It was great.

Totally not condoning those shitheel guards' behavior which is BEYOND inappropriate (and which they obviously knew was inappropriate, since they gave her a fake name), but nobody should buy/wear American Apparel anything until they get rid of the rapey ads and dirtbag board members. :(

If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

Thank you for the introduction of bold to describe a nose. I have a pretty bold nose myself and will be working that one in to my repertoire.

I'm thoroughly disturbed by the woman in the bathroom. If I every get so drunk that I get that toilet brush anywhere near me, someone please bathe me purel.

There is a picture of me at possibly my very drunkest (which is saying a lot) in which I am "dancing" at my friends' wedding reception. It is the most embarrassing photo in existence of me. Not only will these "friends" not delete it from Facebook, but I have to untag myself about once every 3 weeks or so. In fact,…

I like this one of the eyebrow lady better.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. We do not slam our Angela Bassetts. They are not plentiful and they are not replaceable. Let me get up so this fool can take my seat. She clearly needs a seat for her transphobic ass.

<3

Kat, I just want to verbalize what a pleasure it is to see posts like this. I'm a gay dude, and sometimes it seems like as a G in LGBT we're all supposed to know the "right" way to talk about this automatically. That's not the case!

"Girl, you got a son, honey, get it together. Get it right."
Tears. Just crying. I am utterly blown away by Drea Kelly and Jay's grandpa.

I just love Drea and what a positive, smart, and sweet person she can be. Her handling of this with class makes me have so much hope that other parents out there follow her example. She handled the R. Kelly shit with way less whipping a fuckers ass iin comparison as to how I would have handled it.

I just want to say that I like this story. That's all. I like it and it made me happy.