If we only post when they pay us, and they stopped paying us, then why would we have posted this? Yeah, you just got Kotaku’d. Eat it.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Do you ever get tired of being right?

Work should be on that list.

The key is to have only started playing Destiny this month. No malaise for me, I’m not even level 40 yet!

Going up is easier actually than coming down.

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

My Barclays pics of note. It’s so much worse in person. So first pic, guy in front of me was maybe 5'5" I’m 6'0"...this is your view of the person in front of you leans forward.

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

I absolutely adore shit like this. Just great.

Goddamn you, I did not see that twist coming. Ugly cry for sure.

And she’s classy enough not to do a mic drop.

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

or living with them

So if you run HM, you get the normal mode chance for a drop and the hard mode chance for a drop at the same time? That makes sense.

I will never understand why a drop from a raid would be below the recommended light level for that raid.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.