No kinja.

I cringe every time a player attempts to do a major jump/stomp onto home plate.

Guess you can say that the Ukraine better not be Russian to play them...

@JakeFCohen

Twerk Miley Skrillex Smartphone underwear.

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Scott brothers not listed. Lynden Gooch not listed. Duane Holmes not listed.

Video of Johnny Manziel at a MLS game: enough to pay Billy Haisley's medical bills

It's fun to play at the Y-M-C-A!

IT'S A CIRCUS BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE CLOWNS, GET IT?

Don't care if it was a dive. Fuck Rafa Marquez.

I'm trying to look high and young and cool, but I'm in my 30s.

I'm watching you as you sleep.

Fuck these guys. Thanks.

Could any of you play sepak takraw without breaking your neck?

If you traveled back in time, would you be able to kill baby Hitler?

What is your favorite kind of pie?

He's the best in MLS at both building rhythm and destroying it.

Thanks, but I'll wait for "The Case Against the Case Against the Case Against the Case Against the Case Against Michael Bradley."