You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

A friend of mine made an off-hand remark in a Facebook thread that Bannon most of all looks like he spends his nights asleep in a large tin of kippers. Haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

Not only is he a quisling, he totally fucking looks like Vidkun Quisling himself.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

This is like the reporting on Kim Jung-Il inventing the hamburger.

Arrrrgghhh, I know Trump is worse, that part of my brain is trying to make me panic, and that’s why I cling to my “we lived through Reagan” mantra! It’s a defense mechanism. But yeah, feared death then, and today having flashbacks to 18. Joy.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.