Billy’s a Barca fanboy, he makes no pretenses of impartiality either. It’s just petty. There are literally a million and one things to write about than the circle jerk of BBC versus MSN.

Yep. Plus, drama with Hummels defecting to Bayern! That’s madness, he was the one player I never thought would go back to Munich. That’s real drama there. This one is just about coworkers who have an amiable, professional yet impersonal relationship.

Ronaldo and Bale have no problems on or off the pitch at all, at least none more than regular teammates. Credit to him, Bale’s proven that he’s really world class. But all of this stuff is so boring, why not write about Ozil’s impending mental breakdown, Hummels going back to Bayern from Dortmund (!!!) or Juventus?…