Not even factoring in the Caps factor, its game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final...step on the throat!

Try 2004 my dude.

Lebrontonians is more accurate.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

You made a slight miscalculation:

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

“Have you met Haystacks Calhoun? He was a MOUNTAIN of a man! I sent him home to Mommy with a rollin’ DDT! How about Gorgeous George? Chief ‘Wahoo’ McDaniel? Leaping Lanny? Wildfire Tommy Rich? They all fell victim to my credit! Purple Nurple, Jerry Belly, ohhhhhh YEAAAAAH!”

You blog LIKE A GIRL!!!

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

I’m trotting this out here and everyone can crucify me in the comments if I deserve it, but I hate 2001: A Space Odyssey. It is incredibly overrated. Visually striking, and a technical masterpiece, but it has virtually nothing else going for it. Maybe 60 minutes out of 149 actually constitute a good movie. Just scene…

Karim, this is great stuff, man. Really enjoying your work on here!

The true wizard Otto Potter, son of Harry Potter, cannot be stopped by mere mortals.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

The correct take: ask Marchman, and then do the opposite.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

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