I agree with most of this, but this article conflates “denying boarding” with “being removed from the plane after being permitted to board”.
Those are two very different acts, and they have different rules both at a federal level and within the carriage agreement at the airlines.
Long story short:
-They can deny…

Let’s just get these out of the way

Whaaaaaat

10. Lando Calrissian

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

“Well, if you look at my Book of Basketball, sometimes when too many alpha dogs can’t get over the level of losing pyramid and there’s a little Ewing Theory potential beca-”

Why couldn’t Burneko be made to have written this article? Seriously, he needs to atone for his failed attempts as an oracle in this article:

I just feel sad hearing this.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

It’s the best time of the year in Washington. Cherry blossoms in bloom. Nationals are off to a hot start. Dan Snyder is busy looking for new lifts for his shoes. And the Capitals and Wizards haven’t been eliminated from the playoffs yet.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

Correct. If I want ice cream with my cake, I am more than capable of making myself a small bowl of ice cream to go with the cake.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I was stripped of my approved-ness(?) by Burneko back in October for the heinous crime of posting a GIF alongside a post. Not even a post just of a GIF, but having the GIF alongside text, which is more than what some still-approved folks do and somehow still keep their approved-ness(??)

Washing the laundry is no big deal.

Charles Barkley, On The Dan Patrick Show: If I Become Terminally Ill, I Will Kill Skip Bayless On This Show

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?