Yeah, toothpaste is also bad because it fucks with your natural tongue/tooth film that is there to protect your mouth.

I would love to hear a broadcast of nothing but Phil Simms talking to a non-existent JIIIIM for 3 hours. It would be hilarious. It would be like a live action “Garfield Minus Garfield.”

You thought wrong.

Are you in Australia?

John Wall is unlikeable?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

They give people iv vitamin infusions. So by definition, they overcharge for everything

The equator, obviously.

Don’t know what you’re talking about Burke. That pass hit his teammate squarely on the numbers.

For a start, don’t trade your way to 12 second-round picks (yes, literally 12) to be used over the three years of tanking. Especially if not a single one of them manages to even be on the league’s worst roster when you ostensibly start trying to compete again, as is the case.

It’d also probably be a good idea not to…

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

Right in front of me (and right behind the Wizards bench) at last night’s game:

There is a middle ground between years of abject tanking and doing a terrible job of acquiring players, while overpaying them.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

I like this Spurs friendly Deadspin, fuck Billy.

“I couldn’t help but notice that my cab driver was using a new App...”

all while doing nothing of value in a lifetime.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?