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The takeaway from this should not be, oh hey, when you get your mani-pedi, be sure to give the wage slave who does it a couple of extra bucks that her boss might not steal.

Well, when Indiana conquers Ireland, kills most of the population, and espouses a policy of exiling the remainder to the shittiest part of Wexford, we’ll have a chat, junior.

I’m not sure; I broke my own historical repetition by quitting the Skins and the NFL two years ago, so I haven’t followed any pre-draft gossip. I feel pretty safe predicting that, whoever they draft, his time in D.C. will wind up leaving fans feeling unfulfilled and slightly ripped off, though.

#NeverForget

Someone actually starred this shit. Jesus.

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

No one is trying to make him an innocent by stander, just asking that he get TREATMENT FOR HIS BROKEN FUCKIN LEG in a timely fashion.

was this the guy?

I bow to peer pressure easily.

I'm not saying it's Cal's fault. I took pains in the above post to say that what happened to Poythress isn't Cal's fault. But, as I wrote to another commenter, what happened to Poythress illustrates the limits of Cal's "Players First" principle. Ultimately, they're still a millionaire coach with nothing at risk, and a…

I think everyone forgot that wrestling is ridiculous and just have fun. Everyones answer is always Daniel Bryan. Why not Star Dust. The man dresses his dogs up like Starfox on Halloween. Thats a real Champion. Not some homless guy, who fell down and married a bella.

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

Yet another reason to like soccer—It annoys baseball players.

Liam Neeson gets a pass on everything, because of this, which is one of the funniest things ever:

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.