Timely reporting, considering it's March 2.

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

This is one of the the worst fucking articles I've ever seen.

Baron Davis Is Turning Into Rick Ross Right Before Our Eyes

"Canada does not allow you to tip the strippers" Well that simply isn't even remotely true.

This is wrong.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

A former Times-Picayune writer has Benson's letter to his daughter and grandchildren. It's short, sweet and to the point. Almost cold.

Social experiment.

I really like Bud Light.

If you refuse to touch Miller, Coors, or Bud, you're an asshole.

Just gonna leave these here.

Deadspin on ESPN: FIRST TAKE IS SO HYPERBOLIC RIGHT GUYS WHAT KIND OF SUCKERS WATCH THIS STUFF
Deadspin on MLS: Oh fuck, I missed my click quota today. I don't know. Shit dude. MLS fans are a defensive community and this shit will spread like wildfire, right? MLS IS MEDIOCRE AND EVERY AMERICAN THAT COMES HOME IS A…

Do not, under any circumstances, prolong the meeting with comments that begin with "I'd like to echo his comment" or "I'd like to reiterate his point." This is how 30 minutes becomes 90.

He strokes out while decorating Christmas trees...

No, they tend not to have criminal codes that reach into who is legally allowed to referee a Junior Varsity HS basketball game.

GREAT THANKS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D FUCK HER

You move much more quickly on a keyboard than you do on moist concrete.

"That's correct!! NO ONE knows why black people smoke menthol cigarettes!"