It's quite likely that they own a BMW X6, and I hear those burn real good.

How the fuck dare you, sir. "It's fucking Rush!"

You shut your mouth.

The hell's wrong with Rush? Rush is variety, bitch.

Yes, yes it is. Because I am older and also slightly aroused by this figure.

I totally agree - I wouldn't want that job, either.

October 6, 1990; Columbia, Mo.:

Chicks dig heated seats. Loud exhaust? Hard suspension? Aftermarket wheels? They don't care. Heated and comfortable seat when you pick them up? It's the best car ever.

You're sitting on it wrong if that's the only place you're feeling the heat.

Que the discussion about how every car looks the same these days:

Generally around 9:30 every morning I consider myself a TuRD Pro too.

Dude, I couldn't agree more. This is a major bummer. Most gamers on PS4 have a plus membership. What are they thinking? I loved the beta on PC, and was so looking forward to this game on PS4. Why not let the plus members play it for free then? I am not thinking this game is going to do well on console charging a…

Because it is not free- It'll cost $60. People don't want to pay ongoing costs after that which is not unreasonable. I won't even look at this until there is no fee. I don't mind buying the game but I don't want to feel forced to play the game with ongoing fees.

I also was keen until I realised it was a subscription-based game.

I also love the Final Fantasy games but there's no way I am paying a subscription fee to play a game. ANY game. Mainly because I know from experience that things like life get in the way and there would be times when I go weeks without a good, long…

Yay for some good news on the state of American manufacturing.

A Subaru and snowy roads/parking lots always equals a good time. There's a park near me with winding roads and nothing but fields on both sides that they never plough. It's secluded enough that no one can see you and open enough that there's nothing to hit when you inevitably go flying off the road because you're not…

GM LS V8

The Chevrolet LS series of engines. Horsepower, torque, simplicity, compact V8 format, inexpensive relative to complex OHC engines, and capable of providing respectable fuel economy.

The most important kind of respect, is self respect. When you are done playing with your toys, put them away, kids.

The Jalopnik Drinking Game: