He should have just complied.

Dude, you need to learn to cook your food properly.

Just when I was considering giving up on the FP, they go and hire you.  Congrats kid!  You finally found a way to make your insanity pay :)

WHOA. You’re officially writing for here now?!?! That’s AWESOME!!!

Look, Sandy Munroe is great, I respect him a lot. But people - you don’t need to remove your mask to talk

280,000 miles on a crusty and rather crappy Ford Escort drivetrain? I'm thinking more like $350, not $3500.

By the way, this asshole you quote so well probably lives in Bumblefuck, Wyoming about 159 miles from the nearest town and bitches about the USPS (even though fair rates for him should be 20 times higher), bitches about communist Amtrak (even though Amtrak makes a lot of money in the NE corridor and then gives away…

“You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.”

Not so funny when you see that this is the same guy that killed FOUR people in another crash in 2006. This motherfucker needs to be off the streets.

Didn’t Randy go off last time he was at Pikes Peak in a GTR as well?

I guess maybe if you’re rocking that whole smoked-taillight look for all your rear lights, this might make sense? Is that it?

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.

I’ll say Santino is a racist scumbag and leave it at that. 

“all lives matter” is an easy enough proposition to test.

“ ND/CP.

Of all the takes on this, you found the worst one

I forget, how long did Colin Kaepernick have to wait before he got his NFL job back?

Just. Build. The. Whole. Damn. Truck. LOWER.

If they just removed 7/10ths of an acre of body panel and 19" of gap between the wheel and the arch, then you wouldn’t need a built-in ladder to get into the bed. And as a bonus you wouldn’t blow out your back if you ever decided to load anything heavy into the damned thing.