That’s not deadspin. 

You URL is broken, let me fix it for you.

Well, it is Russian so it ought to blend right in.

Deadspin died ages ago. No idea what you're referencing. 

We sort of could buy it here in coupe form as the Mercury Cougar

In which the world realizes the Traverse has always been a minivan without the convenience of sliding doors.

Sheep farming is as GHG intensive as cattle farming. Poultry and pork is much better. Pork is potentially the best if you feed the pigs food waste. 

Racing is totally relevant! It drives technical innovation for real drivers and real cars on our roads!

Also: The hybrid car only uses internal combustion below 75mph. Sorry, no electric help for starts or accelerating out of tight corners. That wouldn’t be realistic.

Mercedes, don’t do it, don’t drink the Jalnopnikteslahaterade! It’s gross.

It would only be dangerous following it at night if it was applied to a Toyota or Mazda CUV, because around me their owners never turn their lights on and run DRLs only.

It would only be dangerous following it at night if it was applied to a Toyota or Mazda CUV, because around me their owners never turn their lights on and run DRLs only.

(looks at state of BMW’s electric car offerings)

No they haven’t. 

BMW says it has learned everything?

Use tear offs.

Not exactly. It’s made from natural gas if you are talking commercial quantities. Japan is big into LNG.

Honestly, this whole debate is dumb.

Something is definitely fishy here. This line tipped me off:

To add to the potential gag nature of this ad -

Really sounds like whoever that is wants a slice of the praise pie that Black people are (deservedly) receiving right now.

What are you two talking about?