You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

You have to give UNC credit.

You should take this story down, it’s the opposite of news, you’ve been coopted by a lawyer’s PR firm.

Hey me too!

Exactly. There are few outfits held in lower regard than plaintiffs’ lawyers, esp. securities plaintiffs’ lawyers, because it’s entirely about trolling for some BS cause of action, then trolling for some nominal plaintiffs. They all put out press releases to say they are investigating, because it is the way that they…

This is pretty poor reporting, has very little context for how financial disclosures and reporting requirements for public companies work.

As if anyone in Afghanistan or Albania is ordering this throwback Tim Raines jersey

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

Not in North Carolina you won’t, Mister!!

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

He also scored a 48 out of 50 on the Wonderlic Test, finishing in an NFL record 9 minutes. The average score for a QB is 24.

Well, Fred, we got rid of Thibs because he was too intently focused on defense/screaming and his offense, while highly efficient, was getting passed by as the league evolved. So we figure we’d bring you in, on account of your offensive prowess as a coach and your affinity for spreading the floor, moving the ball, and…

I don’t know what it is about this that brings out everyone’s inner labor activist. The two sides of the argument appear to be: KD is A Front-Running Pansy vs. We All Have A Right To Pick Our Jobs And Areas of Residence and that’s a straight up weird dichotomy.

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

I also like that the Thunder didn’t have a draft pick tonight at all and addressed two needs at once, more scoring and value for Ibaka in a contract year...while also getting a draft pick.

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

I am not going to get any work done for the rest of the day, am I...

The rest of the country has already forgotten that KC even won the World Series last year. You are not important enough to hate.