Are you currently:

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

I’d prefer to see legitimate, well thought out and balanced levels akin to mario expansion levels than creative hell levels. I mean, there’s room for both but I know we’ll definitely have a heck of a lot less legitimate levels and a lot more lulzzzzz this is so hardzzz levels.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Wow, Clemente really flew under the radar.

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

Related (2014 French Open):

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

There is literally no other event on the planet where security would treat you that way for ducking a rope near a putting green. Also, all PGA Tour events and the other majors allow media inside the ropes, so it wouldn’t even be an issue. The tone of your comment makes it sound like Steve was sprinting across the 18th…

Isn’t there a sense that a rising tide lifts all boats? In a perfect world, sure, the PGA Tour would have a major, but I can’t imagine that a really exciting Masters has anything but a positive effect on Players Championship ratings a month later. At least for the opening rounds.

Man, you’re a riot.

Dickwad, he’s talking about the fact that you couldn’t even step on grass to get in the damn carts from the main entrance to the media tent. That’s not a roped off area for play, it’s just Augusta personnel being assholes.

Bill Don't Lie (groan)

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

The email of the week sounds like it was written by Brian Williams.

No.

Eddie Murphy, I realize, is not like the rest of us. Eddie does not need the laughs.

And yet 13 people starred it...?

$35,000,000 / 9 years = $3,888,889 per year

I couldn't get past the first sentence and the fact that you think 35 / 9 = 6. Good effort.