I *know* no one has control over the ads, but I just spit out my water mid lunch.

Oh don’t be so overdramatic. It’ll only cost FIVE million. You just need to first buy all the buildings and vehicles and infrastructure to be allowed to buy it in the first place, and that all costs around twenty million.

Now that reminds me of another organization dedicated to helping “gifted” youths.

Um, did I fall into a time loop recently? That episode of Dark Matter aired 2 Fridays ago. Great, I guess I need to go learn French. And sing “Dominique”.

Open betas and to a lesser extent early access have become a way for them to push out an unfinished/unpolished game and get in on the sweet DLC+Microtransaction money while the game is still in dev.

For some reason all I can think is ‘Holy crap this makes me want to see a Snow Crash movie’...

They could just make John Jackson Miller’s “Kenobi” novel into a movie. “Stand-alone pulp sci-fi western with McGregor’s handsome beard” is a winner in my book.

My biggest problem with GTA V is if you’re not 100% fully invested in only playing that game, you never get anywhere. It takes way to long to amass enough money to enjoy the online portion of the game. (The cool vehicles at least.)

Saying it right now:

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

Chuck Wendig is a fantastic writer... from a certain point of view.

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

He’s no longer draining the swamp. He’s just setting up his new cabinet HQ there.

I’m surprised how much I enjoy People of Earth. I was originally just going to watch for Wyatt Cenac and Alice Wetterlund, but the whole show is fantastic. Like when the support group all went out to the bar...