Also, this Star Destroyer moving out of the Death Star’s shadow?

Oh yeah, it’s true. They even say that sometimes, late at night, you can just barely hear him off in the distance, moaning “My characters aren’t one-dimensional!”

Nah, his corpse occasionally reanimates and combs through his manuscripts looking for that one last dollar to scrape out of them.

He has some interesting ideas - the whole Meanwhile vignettes in the first book were hands down the best thing in the tome (a World War Z style book, full of woven short stories about the post-Endor universe would have been much better than what we got). But man, his sophomoric writing style is such a chore to get…

Bruce Campbell as Ash Rendar.

“Is there something further you wish to discuss with me? Another book, perhaps? Anything else I can write for you? Conventions I may attend?” Trendacosta nervously asked.

Captain Panaka

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

So annoying when actors practically give away the movie like this in their press tours.