I wonder if he prayed to the 8-pound, 6-ounce newborn baby Jesus or the tuxedo t-shirt wearing adult Jesus?

Which is easily the least surprising thing that has happened in the NBA this year. Can we take a minute to realize that the Rockets are a team full of batshit crazy right now? J-Smoove, Beverly, Beasley straight from China, Dwight, Beard, and now Harrell. Good lord man.

Harper got in trouble at Kentucky Weslyan and turned it into a promtion to D1 Western Kentucky. What next? NBA head coach. Guy has always been a dirty coach.

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, there is vetting and editing going on at “Gawker Media”! I mean, this IS a fucking headline, YOU moron! And it is completely correct and sarcastic. The reporting was too clever and intelligent and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention to the inability of the…

*sigh*... The amount of people who can’t figure out the joke makes me lose faith in humanity.

Wow. The amount of people not getting/understanding why you posted this article the way you did is sad. Way over their heads.