Imagine being so fragile and pathetic that you’re jealous of a good boy!

People working for companies and corporations being upset at a beloved dog, for being itself and charming people, is an apt symbol for the state and soul of modern capitalism.

Gyllenhaal seems a way more likely candidate than Johnson. Especially in a movie like Life, with a for-hire studio director like Daniel Espinoza who wouldn’t be looking out for anything except the final product. Johnson, Fassbender, McGregor and Hemsworth all have pretty solid reputations as costars. Gyllenhaal’s…

Well, duh. We knew there was a ‘but’ on this solution or this problem would have been solved IRL by now. Another ‘but’ is people like Netanyahu who have specifically ruled out a(ny) 2 state solution like Jon’s.

I didn’t get a Community notification for this??

Sanders would have won in 2016 and 2020 had his name been on the ballot

“The bigger story is, why the goddamn hell did the Attorney General Biden appointed have to pick this guy? Why.”

Yep. Legitimately any other POTUS in this era would *also* be doing some manner of that, if they had been faced with the October 7 debacle.

I said it before and its worth noting again. The fucker who wrote the report was a Trump appointee who is making comments of his personal beliefs in an official report. Including overt speculation as to what a Biden trial would look like, alongside inflammatory remarks about not remembering when his favorite son died…

Literally anyone with eyes, ears and an unbiased brain can plainly see that Biden is flat out incompetent to be in any position of responsibility

He’s pointing out the absurdity of the situation we’re currently in. I also see it as a call to demand better of our politicians going forward.

My issue is with the idea that we “deserve” better candidates, considering we’re the ones who picked them.

No one expects Stewart to be a propagandist for Biden the way Tucker is for Trump. It’s just supremely unreal to see the media at large, including Stewart, treat Biden’s age and occaisonal gaffes as if they’re in any way comparable to Trump’s insane, dictatatorial, self-absorbed ramblings.

I mean, Twilight is bad, but it’s bad and fun and harmless. I’ve seen one (the last, I think?) and it was funny-deranged and enjoyable. Madame Web wishes.

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

This is the way. In another five to ten years, the little kids who were sitting in the theater for TFA, TLJ, and TROS will be the adults who will be there front and center for the next nostalgia hit about their favorite Sequel Trilogy characters.

I’m just mad that his comedy is unfunny trash.

“Stop acting like you’re under attack!” he said, logging on in defense of the rich entertainer.

Freedom of speech protects his right to be a bigot and a bully, and it protects our rights to call Dave Chappelle a piece of shit hack. Shit cuts both ways. 

In what way exactly is Chappelle a terf? I can’t think of anything “radically feminist” he’s advocated - he’s just a plain old anti-trans bigot.