I do feel bad for women who develop early and suddenly get all this unwanted attention, just for having large breasts. I knew a girl like that growing up; hit high school and suddenly she’s getting noticed by everyone: the boys, the girls, even the teachers. Throughout high school she was both loved and hated, popular…

RIP

This seems so ridiculous to me. You’re basically saying that if an employer pays for you to travel somewhere nice for work, every second of your day becomes their property to dictate.

“...Ethan Hawke swooped onto our gloved arm to set the story straight.”

Gross. Just fucking adapt more Jean Shepherd stories and use the hundreds of hours of recordings of him for narration.

The apology might be a little too much, but I think he sounds perfectly sincere. I’ve definitely over apologized for a thing if I carelessly did something that I then found out hurt someone. Especially getting a name wrong, which I’ve actually done far too often for my liking. Misnaming someone is almost entirely…

There is no problem; this is clickbait.

Their takes on Fetterman and the stroke were insulting and dangerous- it wasn’t that bad and people recover functionally from strokes at this level all the time. It’s better people are honest about recovery than shamed and encouraged to hide medical conditions (cough cough Trump). The horror movie was... ok but a lot…

Stop giving this guy air.

I'd rather read about Matthew Perry and Olivia Wilde having a sarcastic, sexy baby than see any more Musk news. Go away, Elon. Mars isn't far enough. Alpha Centauri, maybe. 

Geez, his forehead’s not that big, is it?

Either way, it’s shocking that all of Perry’s editors at Macmillan signed off on it for release.

About the performance of the dick?

Well Rankin-Bass’ Hobbit is better than the joyless slog that Jackson shat out, so kudos.  Especially the sequence with Gollum.

I first watched it when I was five and cried so hard after the first 5-10 minutes my parents turned it off. The next year I asked to watch it again and they begrudgingly let me give it another shot. As a more mature six year-old I was able to appreciate the initial setup for what it is, and the viewing went more…

It is, though.

Aryan vs. Predator.

Yeah! I don’t understand who would ever want to be with an extremely attractive and successful movie star. It’s beyond comprehension. 

Chris Farley was incredibly funny, but setting that aside, I’m not sure “I don’t fund that person professionally amusing” is really a sufficient justification for “I’m going to be a huge dick to my coworker.”

Farley was funny in that when he went for a bit he jumped in head first. His physical comedy is still outstanding especially since there are very few comedians even doing anything like that any more.