Can’t too many Cardinal fans in that area.

Re: hot tea; Kramer and Jean-Paul Jean-Paul wish they had known this a long, long time ago.

I’d rather fart in the shower than in any of the following places:

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

Fun story about President’s and the White House chef. The kitchen is also responsible for the President’s drink orders (or at least used to be). When Harry Truman moved into the White House after the death of FDR, he and his wife would order Old Fashioneds each evening; invariably, the kitchen staff would find a note…

This is the only WYTS entry that makes me feel bad every year. It's like when two friends are drunkenly hurling insults back and forth and then one crosses that line and it just bums everyone out.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

Keeping the tradition of needlessly cutting clothes.

I mean, seriosuly? Our last three have been some of the most powerful of all time.

“You look at endorsements”, there’s the Rose we have all come to know, the one concerned about cash, meetings and graduations.

When your kid has bad grades, not because they didn’t work hard, not because they didn’t do what was asked of them, but because they’re just a mediocre student- that’s a bitter pill to swallow. Do you know anyone ready to admit their kid isn’t really smart? This goes beyond “we’re all special” to poking a huge gapoing…

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