Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Because he just wasn’t gonna take it. Oh no, he wasn’t gonna take it.

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

Shame he’s not from Minnesota.

#MePew

PLEASE tell me this dumb bastard is getting sued for fraud any second now.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

I remember where I was. I was in northern NJ, frantically calling my mom’s cell since she commuted through the WTC to her job down by the Stock Exchange, on a day when she was celebrating her 59th birthday. Finally got through to her after an hour as she was walking uptown, covered head to toe in dust. Eventually she…

As an aside, I really wish you just summarized that, because in that essay Ta-Nesihi committed more masturbatory crimes against writing than I can keep track of. In this essay I learned his views about the following three people in descending order:

You mean they give you this look?

Kevin Nash just got up from his couch so fast he tore his ACL again.

I’m responding so next time one of my Yinzer friends tell me that “hey, most of us aren’t goobers,” I can pull this up on my phone. You people will never miss the opportunity to jack off whatever mediocre player you decided on today in the most unpleasant way possible. Here’s hoping your very last Super Bowl…

Bettis wasn’t really that impressive either. To say Urlacher didn’t belong is silly.

Bad example to use as a gif. Taking on a fat ass like Jerome was not his best skill, even if he did allow Jerome to get his usual 2 yards on the play. Urlacher belongs in the hall.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today

Did Bettis get three yards on that carry? Which I believe is one more than his career average.

The Jewish Indians might be a bit #Problematic

nay

“I prefer Tonka.” - Eli Manning