Maybe it would help you if you tweaked the format of the paragraph and read it like a statute, as follows:

WILSON!!!

I’m not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see . . . pubic hair.

Illinois would be like Greece in the EU. The other states would balk at bailing it out, and the teacher and state employee unions would riot in the streets.

And here I was thinking I’d finally figured this shit out. Thanks a lot.

That’s no moon. . . .

This, times “a billion.”

Why was game 5 of the 1984 series played in San Diego, if the Cubs had the better record? Was it 1980s era travel conventions, as with the NBA going to a 2-3-2 format for the Finals when it was Boston vs. LA every year? I think the Cubs would have won that game at Wrigley with Sutcliffe getting the start.

Like lightning in Bortles.

LOL. . . this one, too:

Just when I thought I had grown totally numb to the misuse and overuse of the word “literally,” I read this article. Come on, man.

I’m 40 plus, with a mortgage, kids, etc., and I can’t stop giggling over the email of the week. Especially the part where the DJ stopped the track to demand who was farting. My wife kept looking at me quizzically, so I gave her my phone. She didn’t find it quite as funny.

These are the recent faces of the franchise: