His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

I don't know if it is "cutting corners" to not design a car to do a bunch of dumb shit nobody ever actually does.

Great screengrab, with the stakes and timing, this might actually be the best outfield assist I’ve ever seen. What a throw.

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

You need to change your click-baity title to “Dallas Taxpayers.” Texas doesn’t have state income tax.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Vikings don’t have particularly fond feelings for Blair Walsh.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

While i agree that is pointless and dumb, it would probably withstand a moderate to severe hail storm without any issues. Most home solar panels stand up pretty well in hail.

It’s not just looks. Most cars aren’t designed for them, they interfere with aerodynamics and cooling.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

My problem is it’s starting to become like football/soccer.

Imagine you are buying something on an e-commerce site, and in order to get to your shopping cart to complete your order, you are presented with multiple intervening pages of upsell content, each of which take up to a minute to render, another minute for the “no-thanks” button (or microscopic link shown in a shade of…

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

I have worked for the IAM 751 machinists union for Boeing. Our pay was no higher than the South Carolina workers (when based on cost of living at that locale), our benefits weren’t any different. And every 3 or 4 years the IAM would come in demanding something and Boeing would be like “well okay, if you guys want this…

Slow your roll, Blackstock.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

Ya’ll can get the everloving fuck out of here with this “don’t sit that close when you have kids” asshole nonsense. It probably costs less to get nets to the fucking foul pole in every fucking stadium than it does to pay for each team’s highest paid player for one at bat.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…