Thank you. The more things change...

Wouldn’t they have saved money on the makeup budget by hiring a dark-skinned actress?

We do? Nobody (white folks) told me.

Some lottery winners end up broke and/or dead within 5 years of winning. I would imagine the odds of those two things happening would increase with the amount. If I won, I would just try to hold on to the money and my life.

What War on Christianity? Are they still being burned at the stake and thrown to the lions? No? Then they should STFU already.

Now I’m craving Coke Zero & Salt/Vinegar chips.

The Sklar brothers are doing the twin thing wrong.

#5:

DeCarlo was the man.

This seems appropriate:

This is Japanese Hank Hill:

Is there a time limit on cases? A property management company refused to return a renter's security deposit when she moved 16 months ago. Can I still take them to court?

I just found the solution to my limp noodle.

No.

Alabama has too many problems to be worried about gays marrying.

How can you cheat with your own hand?

Now Dina knows how gay people feel during straight sex scenes.

Ah, reading about (mostly) straight guys jerking off makes me want to..., excuse me.

Love me some Clark Gregg. If I was Old Christine, I would kill him before I divorced him.

Efron and Rodriguez? Beards.